YOU CAN’T WRAP THIS! Dogs driving cars and Elephant Crap Coffee.

Dogs driving cars. Coffee made from elephant poo. It’s just another Christmas.

The thing I hate most about Christmas is wrapping the presents. This guy knows what I mean.

Here’s something really scary: see these ads for gifts we used to give each other in the last century. Scary.

Give him the wrong coffee and you could get a spanking. Fifty shades of skinny latte. Imagine what could happen if you got him a can of this:

Make mine a crappuccino.

And here’s some more crappuccino: at least that’s what the UK’s Literary Review thought of this offering by Canadian author Nancy Huston. It was voted the worst sex scene in a novel in 2012.

Perhaps she needs to franchise out the sex scenes. It’s the way of the future in writing.

You can train people to do anything, after all. And not just people. Teaching dogs to drive cars makes aping Wilbur Smith look like child’s play. This report comes from New Zealand – why does this not surprise me?

I could do with a beer after watching that video. Fortunately it’s good for me. Science say so.

Only thirty beers a day? Does that mean I have to cut down if I don’t want to catch a cold this winter?

UPDATE: THERE WAS A VIDEO HERE ABOUT A HUNTER THAT WAS KINDA FUNNY IN A BLACK SORT OF WAY BEFORE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY IN CONNECTICUT. TODAY I DON’T FIND A GUY WITH A GUN FUNNY IN ANY WAY AT ALL. SO I’VE TAKEN IT DOWN.

I CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LOSE YOUR KID THIS WAY. THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR IT. IT’S UNSPEAKABLE.

COLIN FALCONER

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author of bestselling historical novels like Anastasia, When We Were Gods, Aztec and Harem. My books have been published in the UK, US and ANZ and translated into seventeen languages.
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3 Responses to YOU CAN’T WRAP THIS! Dogs driving cars and Elephant Crap Coffee.

  1. Love the videos about the wrapping problems, and the driving dogs. And yeah, there really aren’t any words for what happened in Connecticut yesterday. It’s just too bad the guy killed himself, too. I think I’d rather have seen him spending the next six or eight decades being made to suffer…just like the families of the victims will be suffering for the rest of their lives.

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