CELINE DION’S HOT DOGS GO ON

This guy always has me creased up on the floor. If you’re not from the UK, you might have some difficulty at first with the accent, but it’s worth hanging in, he’s a very funny man:

 

Personally, I always had trouble with Jimi Hendrix’s Purple Haze. Like about a million other people, I thought he was singing ‘Excuse me while I kiss this guy.’ Fair enough, our Jim, away you go. No judgment here.

And for years I heard Sting’s ‘Message in a Bottle’ as ‘Massage in a Brothel.’ I wondered why he was sending out an SOS. What had they done to him?

Anyone else have trouble with song lyrics – and would you like to share?

About colinfalconer

author of bestselling historical novels like Anastasia, When We Were Gods, Aztec and Harem. My books have been published in the UK, US and ANZ and translated into seventeen languages.
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10 Responses to CELINE DION’S HOT DOGS GO ON

  1. Thanks, Colin. This stuff never fails to crack me up. Been there… done it over and over and over… Tweeted out.

  2. Liv Rancourt says:

    Ah, the power of suggestion. I’m never going to hear Ms. Dion the same way again.
    😉

  3. rolandclarke says:

    The power of suggestion is hilarious and Hot Dogs will sink the unsinkable…

  4. Stuartyag says:

    “Sicken that emulsion” (second that emotion)…… And of course that timeless classic of a love song “tonight I cellotape my glove to you”. Not forgetting “12345, Cess is working overtime”.

    Shall I get my coat?

    Stuart Gristwood Sent from my iPhone

    >

  5. Have I mentioned that your post titles rock? 😀 Thanks for the laughs!

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